35 Comebacks When Someone Calls You Ugly

So, someone had the audacity to call you ugly? Yikes—for them. Whether it was a rude comment or just some weird attempt at humor, you don’t have to let it slide. Instead, hit them back with a quick-witted comeback that’ll leave them wishing they’d kept their mouth shut.

From funny and sarcastic to lowkey savage, we’ve got 35 fire responses to shut down the haters and keep your confidence glowing. Because let’s be real—if they’re coming for you, they’ve probably got some insecurities of their own. Let’s arm you with the best clapbacks so you can serve looks and words. Ready to slay? Let’s go!

35 Comebacks When Someone Calls You Ugly

Playful and Funny Comebacks

1. Good thing I’m not a mirror, huh?
2. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you clearly need new glasses.
3. Aww, you think about me that much? Cute.
4. I may be ugly, but at least I have a great personality. What’s your excuse?
5. Funny, I was just thinking the same about you!
6. If I’m ugly, then what does that make you? My shadow?
7. Wow, originality must not be your strong suit.
8. Oh no, I’ve been roasted… by a clown.
9. Thanks, I was going for unique, and it looks like I nailed it.
10. That’s cool, I didn’t ask for your opinion anyway.

Sarcastic and Witty Comebacks

11. Wow, groundbreaking insult. Did you Google that?
12. You’re really out here confusing opinions with facts.
13. I guess everyone’s entitled to their wrong opinion.
14. Oh no, how will I ever recover from this life-altering observation?
15. That’s rich coming from someone who looks like a filter glitch.
16. At least I don’t have an ugly personality to match.
17. If that’s the best you’ve got, I’m not even mad.
18. Looks like your brain is as sharp as a spoon.
19. Thanks for letting me know; I’ll make sure to cry about it later.
20. You’re proof that even a broken clock is wrong twice a day.

Empowering and Confidence-Boosting Comebacks

21. I love myself just the way I am, and your opinion won’t change that.
22. Beauty fades, but confidence lasts forever.
23. Your words don’t define me—I know my worth.
24. Thanks for the feedback, but I don’t need it.
25. I don’t need to be perfect to love who I am.
26. My self-esteem is way stronger than your insults.
27. Your negativity won’t dim my light.
28. I know I’m fabulous, so your words don’t bother me.
29. Call me whatever you want; I’m still thriving.
30. The real glow-up is knowing my value, and I already nailed that.

Savage and Direct Clapbacks

31. Oh, are we doing insults now? Let me know when you’re ready to be roasted.
32. If you’re trying to hurt my feelings, you’ll have to try harder.
33. I didn’t realize we were playing “who’s the rudest.” Congrats, you win.
34. Keep projecting; it’s very entertaining.
35. Thanks for your input—next time, keep it to yourself.

These comebacks are perfect for brushing off insults with confidence, humor, and a little sass. Choose the one that fits your vibe and handle the situation like a pro!